Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
like

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

lesbians-and-oitnb:

fuckinstoned:

skateeverydamnday:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

THANK YOU!!!!

Wow

She is the Senator of my state and that makes me really happy.


loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

leoraii:

"You are so beautiful….why are you so sad?"

___________

Jack being a good guy, trying to make Elsa smile.


melbemol:

Short jelsa fanfic part 3

I don’t normally ship things I swear but oh my god.


infamouscookie:

Lets be honest, Jelsa would work with any movie.

// I DO NOT OWN ANY EDITS, ALL CREDIT GOES TO//

Mr and Mrs Smith: kuro-d

Titanic: marcibeautyqueen

50 First Dates: kuro-d

The Proposal: alice_hearts_  instagram 

Amazing Spiderman: redmindless

The Notebook: hotcuppahjo-art

Pride and Prejudice: hotcuppahjo-art


ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004