i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via transgamergirl)
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
(via tits-tats-lesbians)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: tempooooooooes, via iyemmary)
You wanna rethink this one?
Haha!!
So it’s official now? :-/
(via pathtoascension)