ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect


theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

amywinehouseofficial:

"ew why would u swallow"

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daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out


n-nightingale:

Working in customer service


filmchrist:

Evan Peters playing a hopeless romantic in American Horror Story

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Musicians

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

3% 

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97%

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lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.