i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
You wanna rethink this one?
So it’s official now? :-/